Barsexuality is the new black.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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