I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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