Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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