I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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