Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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