WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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