You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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