I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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