I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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