it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just gargled with NyQuil
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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