Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
do herpes really smell.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Randomize
