I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
