Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
send nudes
from the living room?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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