I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
