So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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