Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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