ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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