If that was your dad, he is hot
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she smelled like a LAN party
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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