Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i think im in europe. pls send help
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