he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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