My nipple is on Facebook.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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