remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
did i just pee glitter
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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