you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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