Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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