Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
