So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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