break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Do I have a choice?
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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