Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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