had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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