She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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