how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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