I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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