I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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