That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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