Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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