Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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