Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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