My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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