Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
