Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
