3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He is an equal opportunity slut.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Found the puke drawer
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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