Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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