Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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