hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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