Having a random hookup so left but love u
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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