is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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