Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
