ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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