I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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