Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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