My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I lost the right to judge tonight
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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