What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
