I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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