Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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