i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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